You work out of a Hotel?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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