"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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