Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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