someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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