You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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