Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just want nice things and good sex
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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