I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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