so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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