Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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