Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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