I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
NoShamevember. You game?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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