You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
we're making bets on your personal life
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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