Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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