so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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