I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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