i don't like sucking hair
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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