you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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