I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
