their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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