Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just had sex on a roof
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
