so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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