Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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