your room smells of hookers.
And success
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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