I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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