covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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