girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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