And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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