I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I stole a fireplace last night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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