So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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