you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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