Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
He kissed a someone with a penis
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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