and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
