This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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