Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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