Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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