Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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