im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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