Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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