But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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