it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Dick very happy bro
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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