I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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