There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
There are leaves in my underwear?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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