can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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