I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize