Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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