I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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