Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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