STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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