it wasn't lemon gatorade
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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