Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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