Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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