If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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