Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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