So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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