new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize