he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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