we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
bring money and cleavage
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Randomize
