i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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